Girl Kirsten

Girl Kirsten

Men's Words Translated

I really want to spend some alone time with you- I wanna get in your pants

 

I really like to open up and talk about my feelings-I'm a sissy

 

I really like you but I just want to be friends-I'm not interested in you being my girlfriend, but maybe still for booty calls

 

The sexiest thing about you is your brain-Your not that cute, but I'll still have sex with you

 

I'm living with my parent's right now because we are really close-I'm broke, or a Mommy's boy

 

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now-I'm just not that into you, but we can still have sex

 

Um yeah I had fun, but I'll be busy this week so I'll call you sometime-I'm just not into you

 

I'd love for you to meet my parent's on our first date-I'm way too desperate, or gay so you can cover for me with my parents

 

Can we just watch a movie at your house-Can we just make out? or I don't want you to know where i live

 

My Ex Girlfriend is still so into me, it's annoying I can't get her to stop calling me even though I tell her not to-I'm still into my ex girlfriend (if a guy is over someone he won't keep talking to her, he will ignore her, and for sure wont tell a new girl he is interested in about her)

 

I don't really introduce girls I'm dating to my friends-I'm embarrassed for them to meet you

 

I work out a lot-I love my body can I show it to you, and I am very self absorbed

 

I don't do serious relationships-I only have booty calls

 

Wanna come over tonight?-Wanna have sex tonight?

 

Can I take you to a business function (on a first or second date)-Your good eye candy and i want everyone to see my hot date

 

I don't really have sex very much-I'm gay, or I have a 2 inch penis

 

I can't come upstairs, I've got a big day tomorrow-I'm just not that into you or I think your easy

 

I go out with my friends a lot, at least 3-4 times a week-I'm dating other girls

 

I really wanna take this slow-I don't want a serious relationship right now

 

I don't give out my number, but I'll call you-I'm scared your a stalker or I'm never gonna call you and I don't want you calling me

 

This is so special. Let's just keep it between us-I'd be humiliated if anyone knew we were dating

 

I really like your pants-Can I get into them?

 

Don't call me, texting is the best way to reach me-I'm married

 

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I give advice on Dating, Romance, Sex, Falling in Love, Gay Relationships, Moving on from an ex, Divorce, Counseling etc..I have my B.S in Psychology and am finishing up my Masters.My friends always asked me for advice my whole life, and when they actually listened to it and followed the rules I gave them, it worked! They work because I know men, sheesh I have dated enough of them to finally know what they are thinking, and what to do to get under their skin and become unforgettable. You need to become an Individual like no other, make them work for your affections. No matter if you are the most beautiful woman in the world, or you are overweight and not happy with yourself, if you want to find the man of your dreams like I have, just try the Rules. I started studying Psychology and they work because Men look for these simple things in a woman, but most of us don't know how to use it or show it off. I show you how here. Check out my website at www.askkirsten.com. Take my advice on the rules. I promise you girls, they work!!!! I look forward to helping you find the man of your dreams. HAPPY DATING!!

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Ask Kirsten

drama with kirsten what should i do for her to have her leave me alone?

so there is this girl named kirsten she keeps
messing with me and my friends one time she pulled down chelsea`s pants infront of everyone. what do I do????

is this a school thing?? if so.. you could go to the principle, but i dont know how effective ur school system is about solving things.

i used to get picked on tho i was in kindergarten & the school did nothin : ( in fact if i were to do somthing back id get i trouble??? long time ago, but that stuck 4 awhile.

hmm... you could take a voice recorder, hidden of course. & ask what her problem is, and tell her to stop pickig on your friend, and name the pantsing event. when she answers , u have ur evidence & blackmail too! tho. u could take it to the office if its in school, see her try to get out of thst 1!

or.... u could get her back.. afterschool... or maybe around lunchtime

nothin is sweeter than exlax a la mode!! hahaha XD..the thought is funny.. but how to actually get near her food??? u wouldnt be suspect..isnt cafiteria food a questionable sometimes lolol

good luck i hope this helps

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