Teddies Santa

Teddies Santa

Santa, Buddha, Elves, and Hello Kitty? Christmas in Bangkok

Copyright (c) 2009 Ben Hart

Yes, elves in sombreros, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and a pink frosty the snowman in a cheap suit. This is Christmas in the Land Of Smiles.

It often said among the many foreigners here that the Thai can never quite get it right. They often use blue Christmas lights instead of green and sometimes pink and yellow too. I once saw a nativity scene which featured the seven dwarfs in place of the apostles and it wouldn't have surprised anyone if a smiling Winnie the Pooh, honey pot and all, was tucked snugly into the crib reserved for Baby Jesus. This is Xmas in the LOS (Land of Smiles for the uninitiated).

I was in a taxi cab when I noticed the elves in big yellow sombreros. These were large wood cutouts that lined up along a stretch of road next to a popular shopping district here in Bangkok. It would appear as though these locations become draped with differing interpretations of both New Years and Christmas. It is a sort free association for the Thais who seem to take any opportunity to revel in cuteness with little regard for tradition. Hello Kitty, Tom and Gerry and that stupid blue cat everyone loves so much all have a place in the echelon of Christmas spirits. They haven't yet trifled with the image of Santa, but I've been on the lookout for a sleigh driving Goofy all week and I'm sure there has to be one somewhere. It's only a matter of time. As for the reindeer; these too seem to be acceptable on there own meritorious cuteness, but again, I'm on the lookout. Perhaps a team of flying rabbits or pink teddy bears will someday replace them at the head of Santa's sleigh. As for the Christmas tree, there's a hotel on New Road that keeps a Christmas tree up all year in the lobby. This dusty and rather distressed tree is crowned not with a Star of David but with a trio of pink wedding bells that congratulates some happily wed couple from Christmas past. I have witnessed other examples, but you get the idea.

It's probably true that some foreigners find this complete bastardization of Christ's birth as unfathomable and in poor taste, I on the other hand find it refreshing and if anything and perhaps sadly so, a more accurate representation of what Christmas has truly become and to most of us western consumers, what it truly represents. In any case, it is Christmas in the Land of Smiles. So on behalf of everyone in the Kingdom, I'd like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas, Happy Cinco Dimayo and congratulations!

About the Author

Ben Hart is an attorney from the United States and Managing Director of Integrity Legal Thailand Co. Ltd. a Thai Company certified under the US-Thai Amity Treaty. Bill Reyland wrote the book "Sons of Isan," a book based upon his experiences during a year spent in a Buddhist Temple in Thailand. To learn more please see: Thailand Monastery.

What songs make you sad?

Mine are:
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
Crooked Teeth - Death Cab For Cutie
I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie
Emergency - Paramore
Cover Your Exits - Rene Thomas
For You I Will (Confidence) - Teddy Geiger
Santa Monica - Theory Of A Dead Man
Oh, also:

Thriller - Fall Out Boy
The (After) Life Of The Party - Fall Out Boy

And about ANY song by The Fray.
Yes.

What Hurts The Most by Rascal flatts

and

I'll Be by Edwin Mcain

Also make me sad.

Tonight I Wanna Cry: Keith Urban

What Hurts the Most: Rascal Flatts

My Immortal: Evanescence

Missing: Evanescence

Teardrops On My Guitar: Taylor Swift

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