West Barbie

West Barbie

Camping Brittany

Brittany probably attracts more Brits for camping and mobile home holidays than any other department of France. Probably this has something to do with it being virtually on the doorstep from several of the northern French ports, so visitors taking self-drive holidays there don't have too far to go, and maybe it has something to do with the climate in Brittany which is akin to our own county of Cornwall, to which it was physically joined until about 10,000 years ago.
But more than likely it also has something to do with the food here, the gentle pace of life which the Bretons enjoy, and the whole concept of the lifestyle in Brittany, as after all, this is where most of our country folk who have emigrated there have their own French properties.
Most holidays here are spent camping though we use the word "camping" loosely as the bulk of us take to holidays in mobile homes, those wonderful static caravans which have all the creature comforts of home but which still allow us the believe that we are somehow "roughing it" a little, even though in fact, we are having a couple of weeks in relative luxury because these mobiles are so well equipped these days that you could live in them all year round without much trouble.
As you may be well aware, France is quite a large country, or at least it is to us in the UK who have 60 million people crammed into one small island, whereas the French have a similar population but in an area roughly three times the size, so that means the roads in France are an absolute delight for we drivers; superbly metalled and totally uncluttered at most times of the day.
We have often taken self-drive camping holidays in Brittany and have used a variety of northern French ports to get there, Roscoff which is actually in the north west of Brittany being one of them, though more often than not we have used Caen and St Malo, both of which can take you to near enough any Breton resort on the fast dual carriageways or autoroutes in a matter of 3 hours.
There are so very many resorts in Brittany which cater for camping and mobile homes holidays that making a decision as to where to go is quite an event involving the whole family or party.
Do we go north and explore the Pink Granite coast and the smaller resorts along that rugged coastline, or do we go to the extreme west of Finnistere which is nice in summer but has bitterly cold winds in the winter months, or do we settle for the relatively warmer southern coast where along which lie Benodet, Concarneau, Carnac and a mass of other tourist towns and villages?
Luckily, though Brittany is quite large, it is still small enough to make it viable to journey from one place to another in order to enjoy the benefits of each town or region. Carnac in the south draws a great many visitors because of the history associated with it. The Megaliths or Alignments as they are called are around 3,000 world famous prehistoric standing stones which form the most extraordinary group of Menhirs in the world, and date from between the Neolithic period with the most recent being from the Bronze Age.
Just over 100 miles north of there is the lovely old medieval town of Dinan with buildings which actually look as if they are from that period. The old town of Dinan is crammed with many small shops and half-timbered houses with their overhanging upper storey's, with 13thcentury ramparts. Probably the best view of the town as a whole is to be seen from the River Rance where the formidable old castle and fortifications can be fully appreciated.
Well probably that is quite enough touring for one day, and now we can return tired but happy to the campsite from where the luxury of our hired mobile home beckons. A shower first perhaps and then we can get the Barbie going with some nice, fat Brittany sausages!

About the Author

Art Johnstone is now well into his second career - writing articles and pages for a variety of different websites relating to France. He would be grateful if you could spare the time to check out a page on one of his own sites for camping in Brittany in general, and camping in Benodet in particular.

Monster by Kanye West?

I know that Niki Minaj's alter egos come out on Kanye's song Monster. Can any one break down the lyrics of Niki's rap into her different alter egos. I know her three alter egos are Barbie, Roman, and Niki herself. Thanks

Well first in this rap theres only 2 of her alter egos are in this Roman and Barbie.
Roman:Pull up in that monster automoblie gansta with a bad bitch that came from Tri Lanka Yeah Im in that Tonka color Willy wonka you can be the king but watch the queen conquer first things first Ill eat ya brains then Imma start rockin gold teeth and fangs cause thats what a motherf*ckin monster hair dresser from milan thats the monster do monster Giuseppe heels thats the monster shoe Young Money is the roster and the monster crew and Im all all up all up in the bank with the funny face and if im fake i aint notice cause mi money aint
Barbie: Wait let me get this straight wait im the rookie but my feature and my shows 10x your pay 5ok for a verse no album out yeah-
Roman: My money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it hotter than the middle eastern climate find it Tony Matterhorn dutty wine it while it Nicki on them tittes when I sign it how these n*ggas so one track minded
Barbie: But really really I dont give a F-U-C-K forget barbie F*ck Nicki shes fake
Roman: She on a diet but her pockets eating cheesecake
Barbie: And i say bride of chukie is childs Play Just killed another carrer its a mild day besides 'Ye they can't stand besides me I think me, you and Am [Amber Rose] should minaj friday
Roman:pink wig thick ass give em whip lash I think big get cash make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw I think this is what you live for aaaahhh, I'm a muthaf*cking monster!

1993 Western Stampin' Barbie Commercial